Oh, hello again. Who knew it would take a life-threatening pandemic for me to actually get my act together and write? I’m not going to pretend that I have any idea what’s going on, other than half of the population is in self-isolation and the other half are out at Tesco’s bulk buying toilet roll … Continue reading I’m not saying it’s the end of the world – but McDonald’s Monopoly is cancelled
Hey, guys! So, it's been a while. Again. Since I last wrote Brexit has been delayed until January 2060 (Not literally, but at this rate you never know), parliament is considering banning fireworks and My Chemical Romance got back together. Somewhere deep inside me (oo-er) emo Lucie is screaming. Luckily she's been hidden away, so … Continue reading So, apparently I’m being sarcastic to children now.
Why hello there! Welcome back to the blog of misfortune, based on the events of my life. I think I've had problems writing recently due to two things. The first is that I haven't made a bad decision in a while, which means I'll be due one within the next couple of weeks. I'm keeping … Continue reading I’m a stress head
Do you ever just have one of those days when you feel like the world is actually ending, and everything is spiralling out of control and every single thing makes you want to explode? I'm having one of those days. At first, I thought I'd just suddenly lost all (and by all I mean the … Continue reading The difference between a Hamburger and Cheeseburger
I have been with my boyfriend, Ian, for almost 5 years now. Every time I tell someone this, they automatically go 'Awh, how cute.' And, it is cute, but it's not all fun and games. This is mostly because he is a Dental Nurse, and spends an awful lot of time inspecting my teeth, even … Continue reading Dating a dentist
It's over. The Veganism that almost destroyed me is over, I'm back to my meat devouring self and I have never been so relieved. I actually have energy now. Well, as much energy as I had before the Vegan thing, which wasn't much. My first meal back was meant to be a feast. I bought … Continue reading Christmas Ad awards and Sausage Massacres
Hello! It's me again, which is no surprise considering this Blog is literally named after me, and all it's content is about me. In real life I'm not this self-obsessed, I promise. It's been a busy week, between working and my friends arriving back from various parts of the country. University is weird when your … Continue reading The Sweet Taste of… Bonfires?
Guess who's only got one year left of university before they're plunged into proper adulthood? (Me!) And guess who's university just emailed them, telling them to start a 'career plan.' (Me..) Guess who has no idea what they want to do with their life despite being 21. (Cries into a bucket of ice cream. Me.) All … Continue reading Being a slave to Youtube
I thought I'd start this post wishing good luck to the lads who are kicking around an inflatable orb of air, for the honour of our country. I was going to make this post all about football, but as you can see, I know absolutely nothing about it. So, moving onto a topic that I'm … Continue reading My reign of terror
For most people, summer is about BBQ's, holidays and topping up tans. But for me, it's about working and getting my shit together while I take a break from uni. Fun, right? While this seemed like a good idea at the time, somehow I still haven't saved a penny and I am closer to eternal … Continue reading Why I suck at my job