So, apparently I’m being sarcastic to children now.

Hey, guys! So, it's been a while. Again. Since I last wrote Brexit has been delayed until January 2060 (Not literally, but at this rate you never know), parliament is considering banning fireworks and My Chemical Romance got back together. Somewhere deep inside me (oo-er) emo Lucie is screaming. Luckily she's been hidden away, so … Continue reading So, apparently I’m being sarcastic to children now.

I’m a northerner, I swear!

It's only 75 days until Christmas, and I am hyped! Yes, I'm afraid I am one of those annoying, jolly people who want to celebrate Christmas 365 days a year. There's nothing like nights by the fire, or the smell of Baileys drifting between the flickering fairy lights at the markets. I swear, as soon … Continue reading I’m a northerner, I swear!

Can we please stop telling young people they’re ‘next’ at weddings?

Weddings. The day (or days, if you're that extra) where your whole family gets together to celebrate your love and gift you things. Personally, I never know what to do for the 'gift' part because engaged people tend to live together and already have tea towels and blenders. When I have to, I have a … Continue reading Can we please stop telling young people they’re ‘next’ at weddings?