Oh, hello again. Who knew it would take a life-threatening pandemic for me to actually get my act together and write? I’m not going to pretend that I have any idea what’s going on, other than half of the population is in self-isolation and the other half are out at Tesco’s bulk buying toilet roll … Continue reading I’m not saying it’s the end of the world – but McDonald’s Monopoly is cancelled
This is unusual for me, but I'm just going to leave a little warning here that in this post I will be talking about the - uh - delicate area of a woman's body. But now that I've done that, I would like to welcome you back to my blog! As usual, nothing much has … Continue reading The most awkward hospital visit
Hello, readers. It is I, Lucie the tragic. I have returned from the busiest two weeks of my solemn existence. But where have I (a constantly tired introvert) been? Well, at the beginning of July Ian and I went on our adventures up to Scotland to meet his newborn niece, Isla. Basically, I'm just going … Continue reading Graduation is a scam
Hello again, my friends! (I'm not kidding when I say 'friends,' my self-esteem is so low that I consider each and every one of you my friend. As far as someone reading through a computer screen can be a friend, anyway.) I'm doing something pretty different this week, which has taken a bit longer to … Continue reading The shaver of hope & dreams (Kind of)
Good evening, and welcome back to another post about Lucie's tragic life. Lucie actually feels like life is tragic right now, as she is on a diet. *Duh, duh duuuuuh* She is sugaring separation anxiety after she parted ways with cheese, carbs and (the biggest loss) chocolate. Now, I'm not that unhealthy for someone that … Continue reading The diet of death and destruction
Do you ever just have one of those days when you feel like the world is actually ending, and everything is spiralling out of control and every single thing makes you want to explode? I'm having one of those days. At first, I thought I'd just suddenly lost all (and by all I mean the … Continue reading The difference between a Hamburger and Cheeseburger
Hey there guys, I'm back after a long week or so. I'm actually struggling to write because Ian went to make me a cuppa and found that the milk had gone off. I have been betrayed by the dairy god and it's only 10am. The heartbreak is real. The reason I'm a few days late … Continue reading Adventures with friends & New experiences
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
I have been with my boyfriend, Ian, for almost 5 years now. Every time I tell someone this, they automatically go 'Awh, how cute.' And, it is cute, but it's not all fun and games. This is mostly because he is a Dental Nurse, and spends an awful lot of time inspecting my teeth, even … Continue reading Dating a dentist
Those who know me know that I am a big fan of Doc Martens, and (big fashionista that I am) they are an essential part of my outfit. I mean, aside from the odd socks. What I don't understand is, why are pairs of odd socks a thing? Why would you pay £3 for something … Continue reading Who needs feet, anyway?