I’m not saying it’s the end of the world – but McDonald’s Monopoly is cancelled

Oh, hello again. Who knew it would take a life-threatening pandemic for me to actually get my act together and write? I’m not going to pretend that I have any idea what’s going on, other than half of the population is in self-isolation and the other half are out at Tesco’s bulk buying toilet roll … Continue reading I’m not saying it’s the end of the world – but McDonald’s Monopoly is cancelled

The diet of death and destruction

Good evening, and welcome back to another post about Lucie's tragic life. Lucie actually feels like life is tragic right now, as she is on a diet. *Duh, duh duuuuuh* She is sugaring separation anxiety after she parted ways with cheese, carbs and (the biggest loss) chocolate. Now, I'm not that unhealthy for someone that … Continue reading The diet of death and destruction

A week of emotional trauma – How to prepare yourself for Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones.

So, you've been at work all week. Sweating it out, earning the money that you need to survive. You look forward to the moment you can get home, switch on the TV and chill with your favourite characters. Except we all know, this is not the week to chill. I would just like to point … Continue reading A week of emotional trauma – How to prepare yourself for Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones.